February 2012
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For v-day...let's name & eat a cockroach. →
This is what your lady is talking about when she says no, but really means yes. She wants to name & eat a cockroach (made of chocolate! ha!). Of course, this is what her cryptic language means.
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Trading in that muffin top.
This morning as I was going to start Jillian Michaels’ Week 3 of Ripped in 30, my preteen said to me,
“Mom, you are trading in that muffin top for a pack.”
These words were worth every amount of encouragement I’ve ever craved. Thanks, kiddo!
(btw, Jillian is a sadistic bitch. I love her and what she is doing for my body and self confidence, but damn she’s kicking...
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Who needs nacho cheese on nachos?
Who needs nacho cheese on nachos? I don’t. I don’t need faux nacho cheese either. What I need to achieve the same taste & feeling of nachos I used to get at the College cafeteria are these ingredients:
-BEARITOS organic unsalted corn nacho chips
-chickpeas
-organic “canned” hot jalapeños
-salsa
-finely shredded romaine lettuce
Delish!
January 2012
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“Be Melting Snow - Rumi
Totally conscious, and apropos of nothing, you come...”
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40 down.
I am 184.8 lbs. YES!
I haven’t weighed this little since ‘08. My body is starting to look like the body that “is” my body. You know, how I remember my body in my mind. It’s refreshing yet shocking, because I have lost almost 40 lbs in two months. Yes bitches, 40 LBS IN TWO MONTHS!
Break out the champagne!
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Paula Deen wants to kill us all with lard, lard,...
“Deen, who told TODAY.com last year that she couldn’t do without butter or a deep-fryer, was called out by fellow food personality Anthony Bourdain in a TV Guide article for being ‘the worst, most dangerous person to America,’ who ‘revels in her unholy connections with evil corporations’ and is ‘proud of the fact that her food is f—-ing bad for...
tumblrbot asked: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?
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“What’s happened to your NY resolutions? By now, you may have given...”
– Create Big Things
“the important thing is not to stop questioning.”
– albert einstein
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“I lost 4 lbs this week! Holy flicking crap! What did I do differently? I cut out...”
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McDonald’s Discontinues Use Of ‘Pink Slime’ In... →
Hand me my barf bag and let the vomiting commence!
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Dreams 'o Arugula
Last night I had a delightful dream about eating arugula! I was rolling the arugula up into little rolls and then eating them! Just like I do in real life with salad! (yes, I do not eat salad with a fork! Eat greens with my hands like they are chips or sushi rolls. It is a much more delightful experience for me! I savor every handful and delight in every bite! Yay for greens and greens in...
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pass the pepper
My 3 Kings: red, black, & corn. http://lockerz.com/s/173367404 http://lockerz.com/s/173367415
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“if liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they...”
– george orwell (via fuckyeahveganlife)
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“Winning is not a sometime thing; it’s an all time thing. You don’t...”
– Vince Lombardi
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“As I get smaller, so do my feet!”
– Jenny Stevens
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Boredom is a bitch; it's time to take up some...
I am bored now that I don’t eat all of the time. Really?! I was wasting that much time eating?! wtf?! I truly had no idea how much I snacked. Yeah, WAY TOO MUCH!
I’ve taken up a few activities to help occupy my time:
1) I’ve started playing the keyboard again. I’m writing licks. I’m singing. It’s awesome. I’m learning how to play The Office theme song.
2) I’ve started blogging! Hello people...
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December 2011
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I've always been pretty, but I was fat.
I am a pretty girl, but I’ve never been “thin”. I’ve always been curvy, muscular, athletic, or just flat out…thick. I was always told that I was built the way I was because of genetics, bone structure, and a slow metabolism. Those statements are lies. I can lose weight. I am losing weight. I’ve lost a great deal of weight since I changed my life. I’m up to...
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Hero or Villain?
I’m doing well. I’ve lost another pound. I’m working out by doing the P90x system. Oh lord, I’m hurting in my core like I never have before.
I have a question for you:
if you had to be labeled would you be a “hero” or a “villain”?
I have been thinking about this all day. I don’t really know what I would be, but here’s what I do know: I...
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!Holiday Miracle! My weight stayed the same!
Over the course of the extended holiday weekend, my weight stayed the same! It was hard as hell when my neighbor brought over peanut butter rice crispie squares covered in chocolate frosting. I knew I didn’t want that them, but eating shit is a holiday tradition. Right?! Not anymore.
My mantras: I don’t want to be a fatty. I am thin. I am healthy. I control what enters my body. I am...
New Wave Detectives: Know when to make a hipster... →
newwavedetectives:
As Dorothy Gambrell once said, hipster jokes are often a lazy way to make people the Other. But that doesn’t mean the word hipster hasn’t lost meaning - you just have to know what that meaning is.
If you don’t believe in consumer culture and you genuinely believe in DIY, thrift stores and…
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Ways to Mindfully eat this holiday season. →
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"just one bite" →
This article is about how dopamine levels in the brain can drive us to eat junk. This is why “just one bite” can drive you over the edge.
Uggh. I’ve felt that clawing, nagging, obsessive feeling about food most of my life. I had always wondered why I felt such an uncontrollable urge to stuff my god damn pie hole after eating sweets, something salty, or fatty.
So, this holiday...
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My BMI gets lower everyday.
Last night before bed, my weight was 199! BEFORE BED! I’M UNDER 200 BEFORE BED! It’s been a good year and a half since I’ve been this weight. I am so pleased. Every morning when I look in the mirror envision myself thin and trim. It’s a smoking hot vision! ha!
My BMI gets lower everyday! It’s currently 28.1 and I lost another pound this morning! I’m down to...
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major mood improvement
I was absolutely grumpy & then I ate a salad with romaine & spinach with soaked almonds & raisins. I'm the full & feel about 115% better! Thank you, nutrients!
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“The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and...”
– Alan Watts (via zenandzigzags)
My name is Jenny & I like to dance.
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My laundry is on the line.
Because you work some fancy job, YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN ME. Because I live the life I do, I AM NOT BETTER THAN YOU. How about we all try to be fucking equal, loving, & caring for a while & move forward as a unified group of people. Let us not be divided by social class, race, religion, familial status, & sex. Rather let’s band together & set some of our ideologies aside to...