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scripture-sketches: Hahahaha - I LOVE this.

Mon, 07 May 2012 09:46:18 -0400

scripture-sketches:

Hahahaha - I LOVE this.

Holes in the head.

Sat, 05 May 2012 18:34:03 -0400

Champagne supernova.
More holes in the head.
You told that guy he smelled like weed.
All I smelled was lunch meat.

So, I’m bout to get all freaky on your ass. I have a serious...

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 03:57:39 -0400

So, I’m bout to get all freaky on your ass. I have a serious love affair with this detoxifying combo:
Apple Cider Vinegar + Baking Soda BATHS are the shhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt! Omg. It’s the most relaxing bath you’ll ever take! & the ingredients are super cheap, natural, & alkaline which is great for your body’s largest organ, your skin.

THE DIRECTIONS TO BLISS:
*Pour some baking soda across the tub floor.
*Then add enough apple cider vinegar to make a chemical reaction.
*Finally, fill the tub with water.

If you wanna take a walk on the wild side, sugar, join me for a hella good bath!

Night, my pretties! Now go soak your bones ;p

Boredom is a bitch; it's time to take up some hobbies that aren't EATING.

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 21:56:54 -0400

I am bored now that I don’t eat all of the time. Really?! I was wasting that much time eating?! wtf?! I truly had no idea how much I snacked. Yeah, WAY TOO MUCH!

I’ve taken up a few activities to help occupy my time:

1) I’ve started playing the keyboard again. I’m writing licks. I’m singing. It’s awesome. I’m learning how to play The Office theme song.

2) I’ve started blogging! Hello people out there in TumbleLand! I love you guys! xoxoxox

3) I’m cleaning more. Excellence. Clean house. Clean mind.

4) I’m writing more. Scripts. Poems. Book ideas.

5) I’m playing with those crazy kids more. Hehehehe! I love those lil punks!

6) EXERCISE! YES! It’s time to tone.

7) I’ve been thinking positive thoughts and dreaming up awesome ideas of things for me, my family, and friends to do.

xxXnkXxx

60 POUNDS IN 5 MONTHS! Hey guys! It’s been too long since I’ve...

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 13:56:09 -0400

60 POUNDS IN 5 MONTHS!

Hey guys! It’s been too long since I’ve written a post! My weightloss is still happening. Everyday is another step closer to my goal. I’ve lost 60 POUNDS IN 5 MONTHS. Yes. 60 pounds! I’m the smaller than I was in high school, smaller than I was when I worked at the radio station, smaller than I was in college. The least I’ve ever weighed was 155 & that was in H.S. The smallest pants size I ever wore was a size 9. Right now, I’m 163 lbs & wait for it……….A SIZE…..I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT…….5! A SIZE 5! It seems like a dream! I was always told I was made to be thick & a lil chunky. Well, all of those people can kiss my ass. Seriously. Kiss my tiny ass, you bastards, because I went from a size 17/18 to a a size 5 in 5 months!

Keep your corner of the world full of love & be fierce at whatever you do.

Much love

Reblog if you're a girl who lifts weights

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 13:35:48 -0400

For v-day...let's name & eat a cockroach.

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 08:31:15 -0500

For v-day...let's name & eat a cockroach.:

This is what your lady is talking about when she says no, but really means yes. She wants to name & eat a cockroach (made of chocolate! ha!). Of course, this is what her cryptic language means.

After viewing television last night I “learned” that...

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 08:16:00 -0500

After viewing television last night I “learned” that my spouse is a real piece of shit, because we don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day. AND even though I tell him that I don’t want to go out to a fancy dinner and I don’t want flowers, candy, jewelry-I’m really saying that I do want those things. No wonder people have relationship problems. Just say what you mean and mean what you say. Let’s just be honest. When I say no…it means no. It doesn’t mean surprise me. It doesn’t mean yes. No means no.

(the above photo is a screen shot from the Valentines Day Episode of CBS’s Mike & Molly)

A little extra work for the good ‘ol abs.

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:22:32 -0500

A little extra work for the good ‘ol abs.

Who needs nacho cheese on nachos?

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 12:03:08 -0500

Who needs nacho cheese on nachos? I don’t. I don’t need faux nacho cheese either. What I need to achieve the same taste & feeling of nachos I used to get at the College cafeteria are these ingredients:

-BEARITOS organic unsalted corn nacho chips

-chickpeas

-organic “canned” hot jalapeños

-salsa

-finely shredded romaine lettuce

Delish!

kropn: Beavis and Butt-head, hipsters? Lmfao!

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 10:11:06 -0500

kropn:

Beavis and Butt-head, hipsters?

Lmfao!

butwhatcanyoueat: LOL.

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 11:31:19 -0500

butwhatcanyoueat:

LOL.

40 lbs down and a new diy haircut. I found this pic on pintrest...

Sat, 21 Jan 2012 14:08:00 -0500

40 lbs down and a new diy haircut.

I found this pic on pintrest and modeled my hair after hers. God, do I love cutting my own hair. There’s nothing like a good razor cut and some personal attention.

edgyveg: Advanced Style Film This is a long trailer for the...

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 13:37:09 -0500

edgyveg:

Advanced Style Film

This is a long trailer for the upcoming documentary about stylish New York older ladies. The documentary is planned to come out in the summer of 2012

This trailer makes we want to age. We live in a world where age is a topic that we dare not speak of- unless it involves a cure to reversing it. Age gracefully and never lose your sense of fabulous. Live life to the fullest.

“I am dressed up for the theater of my life, everyday…”

“If someone doesn’t like what I’m wearing, I don’t give a shit.”

"Be Melting Snow - Rumi Totally conscious, and apropos of nothing, you come to see me. Is..."

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 10:39:22 -0500

“

Be Melting Snow - Rumi

Totally conscious, and apropos of nothing, you come to see me.
Is someone here? I ask.
The moon. The full moon is inside your house.

My friends and i go running out into the street.
i’m in here, comes a voice from the house, but we aren’t listening.
We’re looking up at the sky.
My pet nightingale sobs like a drunk in the garden.
Ringdoves scatter with small cries, Where, Where.
It’s midnight. The whole neighborhood is up and out
in the street thinking, the cat burglar has come back.
The actual thief is there too, saying out loud,
Yes, the cat burglar is somewhere in this crowd.
No one pays attention.

Lo, I am with you always means when you look for God,
God is in the look of your eyes,
in the thought of looking, nearer to you than yourself,
or things that happened to you
There’s no need to go outside.

Be melting snow.
Wash yourself of yourself.

A white flower grows in the quietness.
Let your tongue become that flower.

”

40 down.

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 10:32:46 -0500

I am 184.8 lbs. YES!

I haven’t weighed this little since ‘08. My body is starting to look like the body that “is” my body. You know, how I remember my body in my mind. It’s refreshing yet shocking, because I have lost almost 40 lbs in two months. Yes bitches, 40 LBS IN TWO MONTHS!

Break out the champagne!

edgyveg: How to be a Yogini

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 20:53:25 -0500

edgyveg:

How to be a Yogini

fitvegan4life: edgyveg: Thought of the day What do you truly...

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 16:06:38 -0500

fitvegan4life:

edgyveg:

Thought of the day

What do you truly desire?

I truly desire an end to the ‘fast food nation’ mentality that is prevalent in our culture, an end to factory farming and an end to the industrial food complex that fuels it.

Everyday I read positive blog posts and meet people who are waking up to the reality that food is medicine. I get the sense that there really is a growing movement of people who are tired of buying into lies and paying to be slaves to an industry that is keeping them sick, overweight, depressed and ultimately dependent on the pharmaceutical industry just to stay alive.

I hope this blog will in some small way help to inspire others to end this unethical and unsustainable way of living. We can end this corporate controlled holocaust on animals and poisoning of humanity by taking responsibility for the types of companies that we choose to support as consumers as well as by taking control of what types of foods we use to fuel our bodies.

We have created the health crisis in this country by supporting the very machine that fuels it. We can end this health crisis by saying “enough is enough” and taking responsibility for our actions.

A lofty desire? Maybe but a worthy one nonetheless.

Well said.

Paula Deen wants to kill us all with lard, lard, more lard, and sugar.

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 14:21:18 -0500

“Deen, who told TODAY.com last year that she couldn’t do without butter or a deep-fryer, was called out by fellow food personality Anthony Bourdain in a TV Guide article for being ‘the worst, most dangerous person to America,’ who ‘revels in her unholy connections with evil corporations’ and is ‘proud of the fact that her food is f—-ing bad for you.’”

AND

She told today.com a year ago the above statement, but she was diagnosed with Type-2 Diabetes three years ago. She’s setting a great example for America.

She’s a chef not a dietitian, but now she IS a paid as a spokesperson for the pharmaceutical company, Novo Nordisk. joy.

http://bites.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/17/10173727-paula-deen-diabetes-diagnosis-wont-change-how-i-cook

ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

Fri, 13 Jan 2012 13:15:39 -0500

Dinosaurs with purple mohawks riding ginormous robots with laser eyes to the north pole in search for gold and cookies. Of course.